The days of Burningman
I didn't write it but I think its nifty:
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Everybody ready for some Burner carols, you all know
the tune so join in:
On the First Day of Burningman the playa brought to me
Larry Harvey in an RV.
On the Second Day of Burningman the playa brought to
me
Two Fire Dancers,
and Larry Harvey in an RV.
On the Third Day of Burningman the playa brought to me
Three Art Cars,
Two Teams of Fire Dancers,
and Larry Harvey in an RV.
On the Fourth Day of Burningman the playa brought to
me
Four Crusty Hippies,
Three Art Cars,
Two Dozen Fire Dancers,
and Larry Harvey in an RV.
On the Fifth Day of Burningman the playa brought to me
A Fiiiiight in Thunderdome!
Four Crusty Hippies,
Three Art Cars,
Two Hundred Fire Dancers,
and Larry Harvey in an RV
On the Sixth Day of Burningman the playa brought to me
Six Raver Chicks,
A Fiiiiight in Thunderdome!
Four Crusty Hippies,
Three Art Cars,
Two Thousand Fire Dancers,
and Larry Harvey in an RV.
On the Seventh Day of Burningman the playa brought to
me
Seven Speedfreaks spinning,
Six Raver Chicks,
A Fiiiiight in Thunderdome!
Four Crusty Hippies,
Three Art Cars,
Too Many Fire Dancers,
and Larry Harvey in an RV
On the Eighth Day of Burningman the playa brought to
me
An Eight Hour Exodus,
Seven Speedfreaks spinning,
Six Raver Chicks,
A Fiiiiight in Thunderdome!
Four Crusty Hippies,
Three Art Cars,
Two Wasted Fire Dancers,
and Larry Harvey in an RV
On the Ninth Day of Burningman DPW said to me:
"THE EVENT'S OVER! GET OUT, GO THE FUCK HOME, YOU
STUPID HIPPIES WE HATE YOU!!"